- I prefer brunettes.
- She won’t win Miss USA unless all the other states don’t have much to offer.Â Hopefully she’s not a reader of this blog, which I highly doubt anyways.
- Her teeth look a little too perfect.
- She’s listed as a dancer.Â Â That makes me want to make some kind of joke that being a dancer will come in handy sometime later when she is no longer Miss Texas.Â Or maybe that was her backup plan to pay for school if the Miss Texas gig didn’t work out.Â But I’m wayyy too mature to joke around like that and I’m totally aware that the dancing she performs must be of the ballet variety.
- She attends Sam Houston State University.Â This reminds me of a joke my dad once told me about the Sam Houston Institute of Technology, the ‘ol S.H.I.T.