Missing Bracelet Found Chicken Two Decades Later

FAIRMONT, Minn. – More than two decades after Aaron Giles lost his identity bracelet, he’s finding how it was discovered tough to swallow.

A meat cutter at Olson Locker in Fairmont came across the shiny object in a chicken gizzard and saw a name, address and phone number engraved on it.

“I’ve heard of livestock swallowing unusual objects, but this situation stands out,” Mark Olson, who owns the meat locker, told the Sentinel of Fairmont.

Giles had lived in Fairmont as a child and played hide-and-seek and other games with his brothers in their grandfather’s barn near Sherburn.

“I would spend most of my time out at his farm, and that’s the only place I can think of that I would have lost it,” Giles said about his bracelet on Thursday. The 31-year-old said he thinks the bracelet was lost when he was 4 or 5.

The barn was dismantled a few years ago, and Giles thinks his bracelet was imbedded in materials used to construct another barn in Elmore, about 45 miles away.

The bracelet was found in a chicken that came from an Elmore farm.

Olson was able to track down Giles’ father, who had moved to Arizona. Giles, who now lives in Gloucester, Mass., said he received his old bracelet in September.

“It was in pretty immaculate shape. Everything was working on it, and all the engravings on it were still legible,” Giles said. “It was quite the surprise.”

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10 Reasons Why Johnny Cash Owns Chuck Norris

jcahsfasd-2.jpgI edited the list by modifying the curse words, but you can view the original list here.

Reason 1.
Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris

Reason 2.
Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a tough guy. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar.

Reason 3.
Norris made a bunch of films where he killed folks. Johnny Cash went to Folsom Prison and did a concert. You tell me which one takes more guts.

Reason 4.
Chuck wasn’t the first of his kind to kick butt. Johnny was the first rock star to set something on fire. While most artists only set their hotel rooms on fire, Johnny took it one step further and burned down half a national forest.

Reason 5.
When Chuck was five, he was a normal five year old. Johnny had already earned man points by working in his dad’s cotton fields.  By the time he was six, Cash did more hard work than most men do in their whole life.

Reason 6.
Chuck never got stabbed in the back by a woman. Johnny never stopped bleeding. Chuck may have gotten punched a few times, but Johnny knew what real pain was.

Reason 7.
Chuck is a republican. Johnny was close with every president except for GWB. It was said he just didn’t trust that weasel. When Johnny didn’t trust someone, you just knew something foul was going on.

Reason 8.
Johnny was invited to play the at White House in 1972 for Richard Nixon. He was given a list of politically correct songs to sing. He instead metaphorically threw up his middle finger at the establishment and sang a set full of left leaning, politically charged tunes. Chuck Norris has never told the president to take off in his own house.

Reason 9.
Chuck Norris made a lot of crappy movies. Johnny Cash never touched anything that didn’t turn to gold. In the 80’s, he made a song called “Chicken in Black” to get himself out of a record deal. Even that became popular.

Reason 10.
Johnny is the only man in history to decline painkillers after a double bypass heart surgery. He knew he liked drugs too damn much and wouldn’t stop. That shows power over an addiction previously not seen before. Kicking a ninja’s rear end is easy compared to kicking a drug’s butt.

Writer’s Note: I am by no means a country music fan, but Johnny Cash transcends genre.

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