10 Ways to Improve the NFL

With the Pro Bowl this weekend comes the offical end of the NFL season.  That melancholy moment hit most of us right after the clock hit zero (or 00:01 for Bill Belichick)  at the Super Bowl.  The NFL is the best profressional sports league by far, but here are 10 ways that it can improve.

  1. Get rid of the officiating crew’s cold weather uniforms.  They’re just plain ugly.
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  2. Solve the whole NFL Network dilemma with the cable companies.  Everyone should be able to benefit this from this league soon than later.
  3. Speaking of the NFL Network, if you are going to broadcast games, have a decent announcing crew.  Bryant Gumbel may be very knowledgeable about football, but has his strength definitely isn’t in doing play-by-play.  How about bringing Pat Summerall out of retirement our getting Bob Costas?
  4. Get rid of Thursday night games.  You can keep the end of season Saturday games, but those Thursday night games interfere with our schedules – not to mention our fantasy picks.
  5. Bring back HBO’s Inside the NFL.  This week was the last airing of the show not only for the season, but for good.  The analysis and insider perspective was great, and it’s always nice hearing Harry Kalas’ voice during the high lights portion.
  6. Add a drop ball statistic to a QB’s passer rating.
  7. No out of country games during the regular season.  Home town fans are only guaranteed 8 games a year, as opposed to MLB’s 81 and the 41 home games of the NBA and NHL.
  8. Give the players a little more freedom to celebrate after a touchdown.
  9. We need full disclosure regarding Spy Gate.  The sooner the better so we can get this behind us and know that the integrity of the game isn’t compromised.
  10. Bring back the IBM presents . . . You Make the Call commercials.  They don’t even have to be sponsored by IBM.  These commercials created a little challenge and actually helped us learn some of the rules.   I tried my darnedest to find a YouTube video of this, but no luck.
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Fun With Texas City Names

Need to be cheered up?

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them ALL!

Detroit , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Don’t bother buying a plane ticket!

Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian , Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse , Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth , Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!

Texas City , Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy , Texas 76452

Cold?

Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Hot?

Poolville, Texas 76487
Cool, Texas ( Parker County )

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna, Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas

Need Office Supplies?

Staples , Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, women are from

Venus , Texas 76084

You guessed it… it’s on the state line…

Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids…

Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile….. : :))

Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Plainview, Texas 79072
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

[Thanks, Terry!]

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