It’s Horntones – the car horn that plays MP3s!256 megabytes of MP3s, in fact, with a USB slot to install new ones. You can assign up to 10 triggers to play whatever tone you like whenever you like, even group those sounds into themes to find the right tone for the right situation.
One of my teacher friends posted this in her blog and it made me laugh:
A student of mine brought a knife to school yesterday. A steak knife, but a knife nonetheless. He said he didn’t know how it got into his backpack. When I asked him who put it there, he told me Stewie from Family Guy did it. WHAT? My little friend is a bit disturbed. I took the knife to the principal who eventually suspended him for a day. When I got upstairs, the same student tried to pay me off. He kept pushing this dollar at me. A DOLLAR!  “Here, Mrs/Ms. [name deleted]. I want you to have it. Go to the book fair and get yourself something nice.”Â
PARIS — On a recent weekday, Clemence Dubreuil had no school because her teachers were on strike, so the 9-year-old begged her mother to take her to a museum to see a new exhibit about sex.
If that all sounds very French, it is: Strikes are as much a part of the national character as frank talk about sex. But as the exhibit and the mild controversy surrounding it are proving, the cliches need some updating.
The exhibit in northeast Paris attempts to respond playfully to the serious questions tweenagers ask about sexuality and romantic feeling. Inspired by a guide to sex by the popular cartoonist Zep and writer Helene Bruller, the exhibit also encourages children and their parents or teachers to shed all modesty and embarrassment about touchy topics and start talking.
