Japanese patient’s ‘tumour’ turns out to be 25-year-old towel

TOKYO (AFP) – Doctors who carried out surgery on a Japanese man to remove a “tumour” had good news and bad news for him. He did not have cancer — but the “growth” that had been causing him pain was in fact a 25-year-old surgical towel.

The patient had been carrying the cloth since 1983, when surgeons at the Asahi General Hospital in Chiba prefecture near Tokyo left it in him after an operation to treat an ulcer, a spokesman for the hospital said.

The man, now 49, went in to another hospital in late May after suffering abdominal pain.

When examinations found what was believed to be an eight-centimetre (3.2-inch) tumour, he underwent the operation to remove it. It was only then that surgeons realised it was a towel.

“The towel was greenish blue although we are not sure about its original colour,” the Asahi General Hospital spokesman said, adding it had been crumpled to the size of a softball.

Asahi hospital officials visited the man and apologised, he said.

The former patient has no plans to sue the hospital, which is in talks with him over compensation or other measures, the official said.

Japanese media reports said the man, who was not identified, still had his spleen removed.

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How to Read Great Books at Work–and Fool the Boss

Now the New Zealand Book Council has a twist on the boss key that lets you read great literature at your desk–and still look like you’re churning out important business documents. The site is called Read at Work, and when you visit it, you’re confronted with a simulated Windows login screen. Logging in reveals a familiar Windows desktop, complete with folders and PowerPoint files.

But the files aren’t business presentations–they’re works of literature transmuted into PowerPoint presentations. So you can read poetry by Emily Dickinson or George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” (below) and still appear to be readying that deck for next week’s meeting.

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