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Yesterday in the mail Cowtown Doug (from Cowtown of all places) sent me this Christmas card which made me giggle.  Huh, I just noticed I didn’t scan the whole card, but I’m too lazy to rescan and make it look right.

Cowtown Doug was also nice enough to include not one, but TWO Christmas cards.  Man, talk about an over-achiever.  One coupon was for 50 cents off a pack of Marlboros.  I didn’t know that the coupons even display the Surgeon General’s warren.  The other coupon was for a free sample of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste which will help treat and prevent diaper rash.

So far that’s one from Kansas, and two from Texas.

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• One really cool thing the city of Lewisville does every time this time of year is have Santa ride on top of a firetruck through the neighborhood with lights and horns going on throwing candy to kids as they run outside.  That happened last night, and the 28 degree weather made it quit festive.
• I really enjoy The Ticket’s white elephant day, but this year wasn’t as good as the last couple.  I did think Donovan’s “Out of Socket” (mocking Dale Hansen’s Unplugged) was quite funny.
• Only one more girl needs to come forward about having a relationship with Tiger and a calender can be made.
• Here’s an interesting map of every nuclear explosion since 1945.  What’s amazing is the number of nuclear explosions, I had no idea there have been more than a thousand.
• The House GOP is pro-Christmas
• Butterflies don’t fly very well in space
• Not a bad idea: Microwave that plays YouTube videos while you cook
• While watching Leno last night (it’s on in the background as I blog for you kind folks) I learned that Quentin Tarantino was in an episode of The Golden Girls.
• I can’t tell if this video is fake or not, but some guy in NY can’t figure out what is happening to food, so he sets up a camera only to find out that a woman has been entering through a crawl space.  As a matter of act, as he sets up the camera, you can see her in the upper right hand corner.  Watch the video here and check out the answers to his most common questions on the right hand side.
• Christmas decorations at work: