Bag of Randomness

  • I had a church event last night so I missed most of the GOP debate, but I was highly disappointed that Gov Good Hair’s hair looked a bit out of place.  I blame the wildfires.
  • What you see above is a word cloud of last night’s debate.  I found a transcript and cut and pasted the whole thing in a word cloud generator and edited out common words and the names of the moderators.  To be honest, I did it because I wanted to see how often ‘Reagan’ was mentioned.  Click on it to see a larger version.
  • ‘Reagan’ was used 24 times, mentioned most by Newt, and not at all by Romney.
  • Bachmann look like she had a bit too much Botox because her forehead didn’t move one bit.  WifeGeeding thought her nails were extremely long.
  • I kind of liked Huntsman (he likes science) before the debate, but not only did I think he was a little yellow in his answers, his skin was crazy orange.  It’s like he was applying to be on the Longhorn Network or something.
  • The craziest part of the night was the amount of applause Gov Good Hair got when the number of executions that happened during his tenure was announced.  I think he stacked the audience with lethal injection manufacturers.  But seriously, it was creepy weird.
  • It doesn’t appear any Republican likes Bernanke.
  • Politifact gave Gov Good Hair a ‘False’ on his statement that more and more scientist are questioning man made climate change.
  • Funny tweet I saw last night: Rick Perry looks like a President who would be held hostage in a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
  • I’m not sure which Republican first said it, but my favorite line about Gov Good Hair is, “Rick Perry is George W. Bush, but without the brains.”
  • Peyton Manning’s consecutive start streak will end because of his neck injury.  He’s upset and is taking it out on kids.
  • More Republicans skipping Obama’s jobs speech – I read that one of them will be watching from across the street.  Come on folks, you don’t have to respect the man in office, but at least respect the office.
  • A very interesting interactive timeline regarding Obama and the job crises.
  • U2 plans on taking a long break.
  • How often does The Ticket need to play that Dave Ramsey commercial?  I wish it would either sell out or for the date to pass . . . soon.  I swear that guys sounds like the Dr Phil of Christian Finance.  For instance, here’s a quote from the commercial, “”When you sow stupid, you reap desperate.”  I also wonder how much The Potter’s House is going to financially benefit from hosting his event.
  • Ben and Jerry’s latest flavor: Schweddy Balls
  • This comedian is selling jokes in Central Park for a dollar a piece.
  • What happens when you combine Facebook’s ‘Like’ feature and the U.S. Constitution.
  • The NFL season starts tonight which means the world is now a better place.
Posted in Personal | 1 Comment

‘Tea Party Zombies Must Die’ Video Game

I’m glad we’ve all toned down the violent rhetoric in the wake of the tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona earlier this year.

Yep, it’s really charming that some left-wing developer has come up with the online video game Tea Party Zombies Must Die.

In the aforementioned gaming classic, the player can take aim at such wonderful characters as the “Sarah Palin Zombie” and the “Michele Bachmann Zombie”.

Full Blippitt Post

Posted in Goofy, Political | Comments Off on ‘Tea Party Zombies Must Die’ Video Game

Bag of Randomness

  • Yup, the Geeding family has major news, and in case you missed it, just go back to yesterday’s Bag of Randomness and read ToddlerGeeding’s shirt.
  • I noticed the dashboard on my car now has two cracks in it.  I’m telling ya, it’s so tempting to go out and buy another car, but there are wants, and there are needs.
  • I renewed the vehicle registration for WifeGeeding’s SUV online the other day and noticed something on texas.gov that wasn’t there the last time I visited – there’s now a picture of Gov Good Hair on the website.  I would expect to see maybe some sort of portrait type of picture, but this picture has him in some sort of sitting pose with his leg crossed and his hand (complete with Aggie ring) on top.  At least the hair is prominently displayed.
  • I’ve never learned how to iron, but I can get by and make myself look presentable.  So in the spirit of learning, I decided to research the subject on YouTube and found a very informative channel : HotGirlsHow To’s.  I’ve never wanted to learn so much in my life, and there’s plenty to learn about.  So if you need to learn how to iron a shirt,  iron pants, parallel park, or something simple like how to make a copy on the copier, check ’em out.
  • I wonder if Ace and Gary are the names of the SMU Pony Boys.
  • I’m a little tired of all this college football realignment talk, which is another reason why I prefer the NFL.
  • Local soccer man Bobby Rhine died of a heart attack at the age of 35 while vacation with his family in Florida.  When a healthy and fit man dies at such a young age, it scares the crap out of me.
  • The NFL season is right around the corner and here are the changes to all the broadcast teams.
  • Do you prefer movies over books because the movies help set the mood with music?  Well, you can now listen to a soundtrack while reading a book:  Booktrack: Soundtracks for Books
  • Here’s a collection of old websites the current Republican field once had.  For instance, Gov Good Hair’s site for Lt Governor; you know, it’s a surprise he won that race considering he covered his hair with a hat on that website.
  • That’s one way to get even: Boy Throwing Rocks At Cars Shot By Crossbow By Driver
  • If you know some new parents and wish to send them a monthly care package of the latest and greatest, check out Citrus Lane.
  • The oldest college football player this season is a 61-year-old Vietnam veteran.
  • The Best Ketchup: Our Surprising Taste Test Results
  • If you are looking for a job in England, you can apply to be a butler for the monarchy.
  • A new U2 documentary will air on Showtime at the end of October.  Now all I need is Showtime.
Posted in Personal | 3 Comments