If you haven’t heard of Gov Good Hair’s epic meltdown in last night’s debate, here you go.
So here’s my recommendation to Saturday Night Live – GOP Debate Jeopary!
First you would have Will Ferrell come back and do his Alex Trebek impersonation. You would then have Herman Cain as a contestant and some others with such topics that deal with sexual harassment and pizza. But the real kicker would be to have Perry trying to form his answer in the form of a question, but unable to finish his answer. For example:
Perry: I’ll take U.S. Government for $400, Alex.
Trebek: The U.S. government consists of these three branches.
Perry: What are the Executive, Judicial, and the um . . . um . . . what’s the third one there . . . let’s see . . .
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Perry: How about Religion for $100, Alex.
Trebek: In Christianity, the Holy Trinity consists of these three beings.
Perry: Who is Jesus, his daddy, and the um . . . um . . . what’s the third one there . . . let’s see . . . oh . . . Ronald Reagan
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Perry: Science for $300, Alex.
Trebek: Matter can consist of three states.
Bachmann: What are Minnesota . . .
Trebek: Sorry Congresswoman, wrong answer. Mr Cain
Cain: What is 9, 9, 9.
Trebek: Incorrect. Governor Perry
Perry: What are solid, liquid . . . and . . . the, um . . . oh crap.
Trebek: Sorry, crap is the wrong answer, we were looking for gas.
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Trebek: Your Double Jeopardy answer is this, Governor . . . you attended this university.
Perry: What is Texas, A, and the um . . . um . . . there’s like a third one there. . . let’s see . . . oh . . . I [whispering and trailing off] forgot.
Trebek: Sorry Governor, Texas A&I is incorrect, we were looking for Texas A&M.