An Possible Explanation for Gov Good Hair’s Downfall

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First and foremost, I’m just thankful the hair wasn’t touched.  Whew.

If you need surgery, you need surgery, no matter if it’s six weeks before you decide to run for president.  But I’m not sure if I would get surgery at a medical day spa from a person doing such a procedure for the first time.

I’m sure his campaign will deny this claim.  But I think this disastrous run for president will cause him to lose the office of governor, but not to a Democrat, to another Republican.

Also, when I read, “with two teaspoonfuls of stem cells that had previously been cultured from fatty tissue taken from Perry’s hip” it sounds like they are really trying to say they took fat cell from his butt and injected it near his spinal cord.

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Bad Day to Skip Class

Sarah Minor picked the worst day to skip class.

At 1 p.m. Tuesday, her father, Tech. Sgt. Chuck Minor, stood in the hallway outside her UNO classroom.

He shook his head. He tried to force a smile.

He wore the frustrated look of a man who very much loved his 18-year-old daughter, and who also felt a little like grounding her until she qualified for Social Security.

Minor had just flown for 36 hours, from Iraq to Kuwait to Germany to Baltimore and finally to Omaha.

He had done so in secret — scheming for a week — so he could surprise his youngest child just after she took her seat in professor David Peterson’s freshman-level poetry, drama and film class.

He was home from the Iraq War.

One teensy problem: Sarah wasn’t here.

“She’s at Chipotle,” her stepmom, Sherry Minor, reported after a surreptitious text conversation.

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