I saw a John McCain doppelgänger at Wal-Mart yesterday. Who knew,it could have really been him. Maybe he faked his death and decided to retire near Lewisville lake.
I wonder how much more Lucky Charms is eaten on St. Patrick’s Day.
I have the hardest time opening cereal boxes. There’s something about the glue and the cardboard I always end up ripping to pieces. As for opening the bags inside the boxes, I always enjoy ripping them apart at the seams.
So when actor Donnie Yen was brought on board to play that assassin, he requested to make some character changes, starting with the name change. “The name was Shang or Chang,” Yen told GQ, which he considered an Asian stereotype. He continued, “Why does he always have to be called Shang or Chang? Why can’t he have a normal name? Why do you have to be so generic?” he said.
Texas lawmakers are working to plug a gap in a 2009 law that was meant to keep people with a history of serious mental health issues from legally acquiring firearms.
From Miami to Los Angeles, Prost’s latest book “Gentlemen’s Club” charts his route across the US via nearly 150 strip clubs with names like Pleasures, Temptations and Cookies N’ Cream. There isn’t a single nude woman to be seen, however, as Prost’s camera was exclusively trained on the buildings themselves — and specifically their often-colorful facades.
As he meticulously planned his trip, he was struck not only by the sheer volume of strip clubs in America but that — unlike In Europe — they often demanded to be seen. Hot pink walls, gigantic nude silhouettes and even candy-cane-striped storefronts made no secret of the kind of entertainment provided inside.
I thought I knew a lot when it comes to presidential history. But, a certain something about Nancy Reagan was briefly talked about during The TICKET’s Why Today Doesn’t Suck segment and it shocked me. All I’ll say is that the unauthorized biography Kitty Kelly wrote claims she was “the goat” at something, and here’s Buzzfeed with the details.
Most of these are in Alaska, but I was surprised to see our own Guadalupe Mountains National Park on the list. I believe it’s the first National Park I visited up until last year when I took the kids to the Grand Canyon for spring break. I hope to make another road trip with them soon, I love a good road trip.
The victim, an unnamed American, chose not to press charges. Man, talk about restraint. I’m not sure I could be that forgiving for such an egregious act.
The holy anointing oil used at the coronation of King Charles III will be animal-cruelty free, the BBC reports. The sacred “chrism oil” has previously contained oil from the glands of small mammals such as civets and ambergris, a waxy substance from the intestines of sperm whales.
The oil for the coronation, set to take place on May 6, was made sacred in Jerusalems’ Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where Jesus was crucified and buried. At the coronation, King Charles III will be blessed with the oil when it is touched on his head, chest, and hands. This tradition is so sacred that it was banned from being filmed at Queen Elizabeth II’s coronation in 1953.
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There’s a shortage of distilled water in Lewisville, TX. Wal-Mart was out, as was Kroger and WinCo. Luckily, CVS had some but the price seemed marked up at $1.99 a gallon.
Apparently there’s something called the Murdaugh trial and I have no clue what it’s about other than some people are dead.
I read somewhere recently in which someone compared YouTube to the modern-day version of the Library of Alexandria. I totally get that comparison.
That photo is what the back of the wheel of The Price is Right looks like.
I heard a great conspiracy theory the other night. Most mattress stores are money laundering fronts. The more I think about it, the more I believe it. There are a plethora of them, and you rarely seem them busy with customers. Eat your heart out, Walter White and Marty Byrde.
A girl gave me her phone number yesterday. I really wish I could share it because it’s a really cool phone number and super easy to remember.
A funny reply to a tweet I read, “Jesus never read the Bible.”
Crowdsourced emotional spoilers for movies, tv, books and more – www.DoesTheDogDie.com.
The XFL is a thing again. Anyone remember the player with “He Hate Me” on the back of his uniform? Well, in case you forgot the story behind the name:
“Basically, my brother’s my opponent,” he said. “After I win, he’s gonna hate me. It is what it is. It’s a saying I was saying when I’d feel something wasn’t going my way. For example, (when) I was on the squad in Vegas and coach was putting other guys in.“If I felt I’m better than them, you know, hey, he hate me. See what I’m saying? Give me a chance. That’s all I ask. It came from the heart. Within. The way I felt.”
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