- It’s ironic that when typing the word “right” we start with our left hand and we start with our right hand to type the word “left”.
- I wonder if the best day of my life has already passed or is yet to come.
- I wish I could record the sound of my inner voice just so others would know what I sound like when I’m thinking or reading.
- Congressman Michael Grimm of New York threatened to throw a reporter off balcony and it was caught on camera.
- There use to be such as thing as sliced peanut butter, I think someone should invent sprayable peanut butter.
- When you think about it, Noah was the first doomsday prepper.
- Last night Babe Laufenberg mentioned it was the 18-year-anniversary of Cowboy’s last Super Bowl appearance and then showed a picture of a young CBS11 staffer at the game and then a picture of what he looked like today. I thought it was a funny bit.
- In Peter Pan you have to happy thoughts to fly. The one happy thought I’d hold on to is when I scored my only touchdown and got to celebrate with my closest friends and got to see my parents reaction in the stands.
- I got a quote to a retaining wall and the contractor spelled “Geeding” as “Greeding”.
- Man’s first flight was in 1903 and man stepped foot on the moon in 1969, that’s a span of just 63 years. The first iPhone isn’t even seven years old, and high definition television replaced the old tube rather quickly. Technology really does move fast, and sometimes I can’t wait to see what’s around the corner.
- I wonder if my dogs have a favorite song or television show.
- Last night Jon Stewart was poking fun at Louie CK for losing his domain name for a little bit, so I decided to check out JonStewart.com and he doesn’t even own that, it belongs to another Jon Stewart who’s nice enough to put a link to ‘The Daily Show’.
- Executive Orders over the years – Reagan 346, Clinton 364, GWB 291, Obama 168
- Texas Congressman Tweets About “Socialist Dictator” Obama Ahead Of State Of The Union
- In measurable terms, in both mass and weight, I wonder how much human waste I’ve produced over the years.
- The word “believe” contains the word “lie”.
- I thought Mack Brown had an odd tweet yesterday afternoon – @UT_MackBrown – No studying for the afternoon. Let your mind rest
- Shouldn’t a palindrome be a palindrome?
- Win a date with George Clooney, walk the red carpet with him and check out what it’s like to be backstage on Letter.
- Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider. If Billy Joel played a radioactive piano he would probably become Piano-Man.
- Colorado pastor arrested for impersonating U.S. marshal to kidnap and rob gay man
- Hairless hero: Iranian teacher shaves head in solidarity with bullied pupil
- University of North Carolina Apologizes for Fake Classes, Promises Real Change
- Cat Living In Home Depot For 13 Years Will Be Allowed To Stay
- DART stations driving nearly $4B in nearby development, studies find
- DFW Restaurant Week Announces 2014 Dates – August 11-17, 2014
- I’m not sure Sofia Vargara has the biggest bust on ‘Modern Family’.
- Do people even know what they mean when they say ‘keep it real.’
- The closest state to Africa is . . . . Maine. Google it if you don’t believe me.
