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Here’s a picture she painted of me, notice the detail in the beard.  I’m not sure why I have a blue line running down the middle of my face, perhaps she remembers a bruise I got after WifeGeeding threw a Maglight at me after I complained about her cooking.

It’s like she doesn’t even know me.  Yellow?  Really?  Maybe she’s taking a shot at me for being half-Asian since I made her go to bed early last night.  Sweet potatoes? Can’t stand them.  She does hate it when I change the channel from cartoons to the news.  As for her mother’s cooking, I’ve learned to say it’s the best.

There was a dinosaur dig theme to this even.  I’d like to use this rock as a doorstop but I fear her brother throwing it at the dogs and then breaking a tile.

Finally, donuts.

We finished the event at chapel where she prayed.

• This morning is Donuts and Dads day at DaughterGeeding’s school.  It’s like they are trying to entice Homer Simpson to make an appearance.
• My back still hurts but I’m slowly getting better.  I go back to the chiropractor for the third time this week.
• John C. Calhoun has to be the scariest looking Vice President of the United States of all time.  He actually served as VP under two different presidents.
• There have been eighteen Republican presidents since Abraham Lincoln first ran as a Republican to win the presidency in 1861. Even though the Democratic party has been around longer than the Republican party, there have only been thirteen Democrat presidents. Source  As for VPs, there have been 20 Republican and 18 Democrat.
• My latest Netflix addiction is ‘Firefly’ and I hope to wrap that up when the new ‘House of Cards’ season drops on Valentine’s day.
• I’m surprised I haven’t heard one member of the football media compare Marshawn Lynch’s lack of involvement with the media with former Cowboy Duane Thomas’ five months of silence in 1971.  Their actions aren’t exactly the same, but there are similarities.
• How I lost my $50,000 Twitter username – I thought this was a great read on how the author got screwed with identify theft and held hostage because of crappy employees and policies at PayPal and GoDaddy.
• Doritos Were Born At Disneyland
• Speaking of Doritos I’m not sure if these would be any good – Doritos Crusted Chicken Strips
• Kincaid’s Hamburgers had an unfortunate working neon sign.
• 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Whataburger – I never heard of the ketchup number conspiracy, but all Whataburgers should have the A-frame building.
• Town Plans Big Ol’ Texas Wedding in Record Time to Make Dying Dad’s Day
• TexasTech took out a Times Square digital ad calling attention to Super Bowl alumni.
• Demaryius Thomas’ mother, grandmother will watch him play Super Bowl from prison
• Ted Nugent and a Duck Dynasty star were guests at the last two State of the Unions, one was dressed in jeans and the other in a headband and untucked shirt.  We’ll soon see a pop-star or rapper as a guest and I have a feeling the folks at Fox News and conservative talk radio will go bonkers.
• I wonder in the future, because of security concerns, will the State of the Union just be a prime-time televised speech from the White House.
• Was the AOL Keyword the precursor to the #hashtag?
• The twins in The Shining of course are all grown up but I still think they look creepy.
• German chocolate cake doesn’t come from the country Germany, but is named after American chocolate maker named Sam German.  It’s also the worst cake ever to be invented.
• I didn’t have a good answer when DaughterGeeding pointed out that hamburgers are not made out of ham.
• How Much Time Have You Wasted on Facebook?  Find out here.
• When Tom Cruise dies his last name should then end in a “d” so it would be Tom Cruised.
• My favorite Simpsons is the Frank Grimes episode (the April Fools episode is either tied or a close second).  In Hank Azaria’s Reddit Ask Me Anything he stated he did the voice of Frank Grimes only after William H. Macy couldn’t do the voice.
• Milk and cereal is just breakfast soup.
• Of course Mark Cuban made the list – All-Sanctioned Team: Players, coaches and a mascot that drew David Stern’s ire
• Who take whose surname in a gay/lesbian wedding?
• A deal is a deal – Wife wants kidney back from cheating spouse
• When you think about it, Altoids are always in mint condition.
• Twin Sisters Separated At Birth And Raised on Different Continent Were Brought Back Together By A YouTube Video
• I’d like to know the total of people I’ve been introduced to and I bet I only can recall 5% of their names, if that.
• Spiritual Poverty: The Gospel for Privileged People (Behold: Zacchaeus)
• The cheapest day to get gasoline in Texas is Saturday.
• When is a church a cult? – Texas Monthly