Some of these reasons may or may not be true . . .
- Breastfeeding class ran much longer than anticipated
- A do-it-yourself project run a muck
- I can’t stop watching Fox News
- I got caught up filling out my NCAA brackets
- I’m busy loading Texas Stadium up with dynamite
- I just can’t stop putting the latest Glenn Beck book down – it’s a real page turner
- I’m stuck at an all you can eat buffet
- I’m still traumatized from watching birth videos
- I’m lost in IKEA and can’t find my way out
- I’m traveling to the Corey Haim funeral
- I’m helping another fellow half-Asian work on his comeback to golf
Feel free to add your own reason.
Sometimes being awesome is time consuming…I frequently have this same problem.
Your co-workers tickled you until you lost consciousness.
Mmmhmm.
Your contractor always is late and running like a chicken w/ his head cut off….
Just want to savor that St Patty's Day picrure of the HOFF!
The healthcare bill passed and you wanted to cry alone with Glenn Beck!!
Every Ikea I have been in has several maps to assist you on your escape. Fear not, there is hope!
A gay Wiccan priest put a hex on you for poisoning his lunch
You are busy scouring Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Borders for the best price on Sarah Palin's so you have something to read when you are done with Glenn Beck's.