Why this website has not been updated

Some of these reasons may or may not be true . . .

  • Breastfeeding class ran much longer than anticipated
  • A do-it-yourself project run a muck
  • I can’t stop watching Fox News
  • I got caught up filling out my NCAA brackets
  • I’m busy loading Texas Stadium up with dynamite
  • I just can’t stop putting the latest Glenn Beck book down – it’s a real page turner
  • I’m stuck at an all you can eat buffet
  • I’m still traumatized from watching birth videos
  • I’m lost in IKEA and can’t find my way out
  • I’m traveling to the Corey Haim funeral
  • I’m helping another fellow half-Asian work on his comeback to golf

Feel free to add your own reason.

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9 Responses to Why this website has not been updated

  1. Jason says:

    Sometimes being awesome is time consuming…I frequently have this same problem.

  2. dan says:

    Your co-workers tickled you until you lost consciousness.

  3. scooter says:

    Your contractor always is late and running like a chicken w/ his head cut off….

  4. Brian says:

    Just want to savor that St Patty's Day picrure of the HOFF!

  5. shawnwilson says:

    The healthcare bill passed and you wanted to cry alone with Glenn Beck!!

  6. KansasCooCooNut says:

    Every Ikea I have been in has several maps to assist you on your escape. Fear not, there is hope!

  7. dan says:

    A gay Wiccan priest put a hex on you for poisoning his lunch

  8. Melissa says:

    You are busy scouring Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Borders for the best price on Sarah Palin's so you have something to read when you are done with Glenn Beck's.

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