Woman beats grandson for eating too much bacon

CLIFTON HEIGHTS, Pa. – If the cholesterol doesn’t get you, your grandmother might.

A southeastern Pennsylvania woman, 63-year-old Marilee Ann Kolynych, is accused of beating her 9-year-old grandson and blasting him in the face with a garden hose, because he ate too much bacon at the breakfast table.

The Delaware County Daily Times reports that Kolynych was arrested Tuesday.

Clifton Heights police say Kolynych was angry at her grandson because she believed he ate too much bacon that morning and didn’t leave enough for everyone else.

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2 Responses to Woman beats grandson for eating too much bacon

  1. Kirk says:

    I can relate to both sides of this story.

    As the parent of a teenager, I also understand that you never know what is going to set you off. It could be something trivial. But if the child is giving you fits, it is likely the most trivial thing that will get blown out of proportion.

  2. jason says:

    At least he got his bacon fix…

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