Bag of Randomness

  • Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is going to make a speech and hold a press conference today.  I think he’s going to try to calm everyone’s nerves, but I hear it’s going to have the opposite effect.
  • Katie Couric makes the announcement that she’s leaving CBS News to . . . People magazine.  I’m not sure that’s a way to make a graceful exit after that network was willing to make her the first woman anchor and managing editor of one of the most storied news organizations.
  • The 25 Worst Mistake In History – Surprisingly, shockingly . . . Jerry Jones trading two number one draft picks for Joey Galloway didn’t make the list.  That omission makes this list crap.
  • I can listen to Bill Parcells talk football all day long, so last night I made certain to tune in to his Draft Confidential special on ESPN.  Surprisingly, he looked pretty thin . . . for Bill Parcells.  Also surprisingly, he said he like Cam Newton, who I’m not sold on as a first rounder.
  • The host, Mike Tirico has one weird receding hairline.
  • Whoever was the set designer for that special did a horrible job as the studio lights were reflecting off the draft board so bad the camera man couldn’t find a comfortable angle.
  • Jerry has become a better draft selector after spending time with Parcells, but he still stinks.
  • I wonder if Kate is going to wear one of these Disney princess wedding dresses.
  • This merchant preferred his Living Social experience over his Groupon experience.
  • The world’s last typewriter factory is about to sell its last 500.
  • DeMarcus Ware has been working out at a closed Hummer dealership in Grapevine.
  • Now that I’ve read the reviews, I’ve found complete justification in purchasing a $1600 HDMI cable.
  • A camel that was part of the Civil War
  • Gov Good Hair has named his boots Freedom and Liberty.
  • With the rise in gas prices, funeral homes have to improvise.
  • This kid isn’t into sports.
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