Yesterday was a doozy of a morning. Before I head out to work, DogGeeding had a case of diarrhea. While rushing him outside a little bit got on my shirt so I had to change so I wouldn’t be known as StinkyGeeding. While getting my yogurt out of the fridge to take to work I dropped it and it splattered. When I got to work to put my yogurt in the fridge, I found the fridge was no longer working and the food I had in there spoiled. There’s nothing like opening up a refrigerator and taking a whiff of spoiled food. And to top off the morning, WifeGeeding called to tell me that the HDTV is broken. Luckily all I had to do was change the TV bulb/lamp thingy.
I had such an off moment trying to replace that TV bulb/lamp thingy. WifeGeeding left for an hour to teach swim lessons and I decided to change the bulb which should have taken no more 15 minutes, max. Heck, I’ve even done it before, but I just couldn’t get one piece to fit back in. I must have spent a whole hour trying to get that thing to fit. WifeGeeding comes home, assesses the situation, and solves the problem in less than 15 seconds. She is now the technical genius in the family.
I’ve always wanted to ring the opening or closing bell at the New York Stock Exchange, that was until I learned that the cast of the Jersey Shore recently got that honor.
My friend Jimi makes so much money that he recently bought a Bed Gun Safe.