True Stories of the Worst Advice the Lord Has Ever Given His Followers

Does God, in His infinite wisdom, want people to direct traffic topless? Does He encourage cannibalism?

Does the God of more than six billion people actually have time to root for the
Minnesota Vikings? According to some, yes. God told them so.

Luckily, God also told Marc Hartzman to collect in one book the most shocking, absurd, and hilarious things people have ever claimed God asked them to do, and to name it God Made Me Do It.