Top Eleven Reasons Why There Has Been No Posts on BoN

11.  I lost my password to get into this website.

10.  I’m at the doctor’s office and I’m stuck in one of those “death panels.”

9. There’s nothing on the Internet and I ran out of random things to blog about.

8.  I’m in wayyyy over my head working on a DIY project I saw on the DIY channel.

7.  I hit an emotional wall, needed some time off to clear my head, and was too depressed to blog.

6.  WifeGeeding has grounded me from blogging.

5.  I’m negotiating with a lawyer who’s client wants to buy my domain name.

4.  I didn’t think anyone would notice.

3.  I’m still trying to find my way out of the new Cowboys Stadium.

2.  I’m camping outside the Ballpark in Arlington for Rangers playoff tickets.

1.  Over consumption of bacon lead to swine flu.

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11 Responses to Top Eleven Reasons Why There Has Been No Posts on BoN

  1. Jean M. says:

    I'm an emotional wreck! I need my BoN fix every day. Glad you're back!

  2. Peggy says:

    I was this (- ) close to hitting I-20 to find out what was wrong with my Keither…….

  3. z from chicago says:

    Since everyone's guessing which are the real reasons, I'd say #11 and #3.
    Nice to see you're back.

  4. Nic says:

    Glad to see you back! I hope you enjoyed whatever it was you were doing.

  5. MamaToots says:

    #11. Ha!
    #10. RIP
    #9. Are you kidding????
    #8. Possibly!
    #7. Cheer up! 🙂
    #6. I doubt that!
    #5. Be very careful!
    #4. Yeah, right!
    #3. Go west, young man, go west!!
    #2. Wait 'til next year!
    #1. That's it! I'll send some chicken soup and you can feel fowl!!
    Welcome back! The cyberspace world has missed you!

  6. Melissa says:

    thank goodness….i didn't think WifeGeeding was ever going to unground you!

  7. dan says:

    The only choice that is logical to me is the DYI project, #8 . That’s happened to me a couple of times.

    In any case, I’m overjoyed to see you back! I was seriously beginning to worry about your health. Normally, you publish a warning to your loyal followers that you will be absent from class for a few days.

  8. Jonas says:

    It's been so long since the las post on BON.com, I was beginning to have withdrawals! Awesome that you are back now!

  9. Finally! A day without my BON is pretty stinky! Plus i just got tired of that same photo staring back at me every time I logged on. Welcome back, now all is right with the world again.

  10. Deb says:

    Finally!:)

  11. amanda says:

    It's been a dark couple of days without you. I teach 4th grade and you are my daily escape from 9 year-old-land! Keep up the great work.

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