For some reason I just can’t dodge those Lipitor commercials with Dr Robert Jarvik – you know, he’s the inventor of the Jarvik Artificial Heart.Â Â We allÂ know that because every Lipitor commercial tells us he’s the inventor of the Jarvik Artificial Heart.Â And I’m no medical expert, but wasn’t the artificial heart not all that successful?
I did a little research on the guy, and I was not aware:
- That’ he’s married to Parade magazine’s Marilyn vos Savant – you know, the really smart lady.
- His grades weren’t good enought to get into a medical school in the U.S. – so he went to a medical school in Italy for two years.
- Even though he did receive his M.D. from the University of Utah, he never completed his residency and has never been licensed to practice medicine.
I’m also surprised with our advances in medical technology that there isn’t a smaller more portable artificial heart that runs on aÂ nine volt battery.