Something to tease your Missouri friends about . . .

LONEDELL, Mo. — A resort often means welcomed economic development for a rural area, but some folks in Lonedell aren’t very happy with a plan for a place to get an all-over tan.

Lawrence Enterprises is seeking a permit to build a clothing-optional RV park and campground. Details will be discussed Tuesday at a meeting of the local zoning commission.

Company president Lawrence Schulz said the skinny on skinny-dipping is that it’s good business and will attract nudists from across the U.S. and Europe. But neighbor Stephanie York is worried vacationers dropping their drawers could drive down property values in the area.