Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?
Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?
Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?
With the imminent collapse of the global economy and rampant godlessness, even the community shelters will not have the resources to care for your poor, hungry animals. So you need to make preparations.
Thatâ€™s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are â€œleft-behind.â€ We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs.
And there is more:
Are you an animal lover; and also an atheist, agnostic, jew, muslim, or other non-Christian? If so, you might qualify for the JesusPets Partner Program!
Oh. my. good. Lord.
I’m sure people in this company are going to be more concerned about the end times then they will about caring for an animal.
My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured
My Inaugural Address (PDF
Main site: My Inaugural Address
Also: My Inaugural Address
Your jaw will drop!