The George W. Bush Christmas Ornament
Only $49.95!

Looks like he’s got make-up caked on and I’m not sure what is up with the blue-dotted suit.

The Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure
Just $29.95

She actually recorded sayings just for this doll. Now Extreme Republicans can carry this little B with them wherever they go and annoy the free world even more!

If you ever wanted to send me a message that you wish to end our friendship, one of these would do the trick.