Top Thirty Facts – Chuck Norris

Someone sent me this link regarding 30 facts about Chuck Norris. Some are pretty darn funny, so funny I just start to laugh just thinking of them. There are just a few curse words and sexual references, but nothing too bad. Here are some highlights.

  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
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One Response to Top Thirty Facts – Chuck Norris

  1. Anonymous says:

    put your leg down, Chuck. we can see your junk.


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