Someone sent me this link regarding 30 facts about Chuck Norris. Some are pretty darn funny, so funny I just start to laugh just thinking of them. There are just a few curse words and sexual references, but nothing too bad. Here are some highlights.
- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
put your leg down, Chuck. we can see your junk.