Someone sent me this link regarding 30 facts about Chuck Norris. Some are pretty darn funny, so funny I just start to laugh just thinking of them. There are just a few curse words and sexual references, but nothing too bad. Here are some highlights.

• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.