Monthly Archives: August 2005

For you X-Files fans and such

Farmer May Have Caught Legendary ‘Chupacabra’ Mysterious Animal Kills Chickens, Turkeys POSTED: 9:31 am CDT August 25, 2005 UPDATED: 9:47 am CDT August 25, 2005 COLEMAN, Texas — A Texas farmer may have found what some would call a “chupacabra,” … Continue reading

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Bless her little heart.

Long story short, I know about the surprise birthday party wifeGeeding was plotting. Gob bless her, she was trying so hard and her heart was broken when I accidentally discovered what was happening. My precious wife just started to ball … Continue reading

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She said it . . .

“I got cast because I did a good job. I was the actress they wanted. They didn’t hire me cause they thought, ‘Oh, you’re hot.’” — Jessica Alba explaining why she was cast for the role of a scantily-clad stripper … Continue reading

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