Bag of Randomness for Monday, August 21, 2023

  • Nebraska news – Delivery man from Sumner hailed a hero for going above and beyond after finding a rattlesnake on a family’s porch
    • A FedEx delivery worker dropping a package at a home in Sumner, Nebraska, spotted something unexpected on the porch: a large rattlesnake. Matt Govier could have just jumped back in his truck. But he instead grabbed some tools from the garage, killed the snake, and texted the resident with a photo and an apology. “I hope you didn’t have a pet rattle snake at your front door because I killed him,” he wrote. “Sorry about the blood.”
  • While plenty of families are still rushing to wrap up their back-to-school shopping before the new academic year gets going, several retailers have already set the mood for Christmas in stores and online.
  • I think I saw the word “hurriquake.” That an area of California hit by the hurricane experienced an earthquake during the storm.
  • I got my first speeding ticket driving home one evening from college, either my freshman or sophomore year, just a few minutes from my house. Like most boys my age, Dad owned my car and still paid for the insurance, and I feared a “talking to” and didn’t want to disappoint him. After speaking with a few friends, I found it was possible that I could take care of the ticket by taking a defensive driving course. Dad would never find out. But, I still needed to contact the court and follow the instructions on the ticket, which I didn’t quite understand. So, I thought I’d do a grownup thing and call the court myself. What I didn’t figure (or what I forgot), was how things work in a small Texas town.When I called the number listed on the ticket to get some guidance on understanding the process of handling a speeding ticket (it’s my first after all), the actual judge would answer the phone, and that struck an immediate reverent fear in me. Here I was trying to avoid both my dad and the judge and now I’m literally talking to the actual judge. I was counting on some random clerk or administrative assistant to answer the phone.

    I thought about hanging up, but then realized that was a bad idea because surely, the court had caller ID. So, as I do with most things, I start to apologize. “I’m sorry sir, oh, I mean judge, no I mean your honor, I thought I was calling the front desk, I didn’t mean to disturb you and call you directly.”

    The judge answered, “No, think nothing of it, you called the correct number, but [whatever her name was] stepped out for lunch, so I decided to take the call for her. How can I help you?”

    Still not thinking clearly, I felt I had to tell him who I was, “Yes sir, I mean your honor. My name is Keith Geeding, and,”

    “Oh, you’re Walt Geeding’s kid. Now, I’ve known your father for a long, long time, when we served together in the Army at Camp Wolters, he and I (I can’t remember what else was said, I was in shock finding out how dad was actually friends with THE judge). As a matter of fact, I’ll be seeing him soon, I need to go…” I wish I could tell you what else he said, I was too worried Dad would now for sure find out about my ticket. All of this, because the judge was such a nice fellow that he was covering for a clerk or secretary who was eating their lunch.

    “Now, how can I help you, young man?” asked the judge. I told him it was my first ticket and the instructions on the ticket were confusing to me, it all sounded so…legal. He then, in the kindest way, explained to me what everything meant and what I needed to do. I was so surprised at how friendly and patient he was. But this 20-year-old, who felt so adult and grown up one minute ago now felt like a child, couldn’t mentally process a single thing he said.

  • Indonesia has three words for the three stages of rice.
    Padi: rice plants
    Beras: uncooked rice
    Nasi: cooked rice
  • I glanced at my spam folder today. I thought I read was, “Avoid Aggies.” But upon closer inspection, it actually read, “Avoid Veggies.” In truth, I only try to avoid one of those in my life.
  • 307 lbs.

  • Here’s your forecast for the week. Even by Texas standards, it’s very hot out there.
  • https://twitter.com/skillsleveI/status/1692858238734369141
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Bag of Randomness for Thursday, August 17, 2023

  • I’ll tell you what I miss about marriage, or maybe a significant other or best friend. Yesterday was my first day at work after working eleven and a half years (literally, a quarter of my life) for a great company. I had so much I wanted to share, I just didn’t have anyone to share it to. It’s this sort of thing that makes adjusting to singlehood a challenge.
  • I guess I’ll tell you a little about it. Sure, I know, I have you, but it’s just not the same. Well, since I’ll continue to work from home and both my former and new companies have the Treasury Department as their client, not much has really changed. For instance, my commute is the same; I still work from home and use the same Treasury Department-issued laptop. For the most part, the only things that have changed are the internal websites I access and the people I work with. Currently, I’m having to go through some mandatory training to stay in compliance, which is about as lively as a Mike Pence birthday party.
  • Pronouns. I said it once and I’ll say it again, when you are working with people from different cultures all across the world, those pronouns are very helpful. I don’t mind them at all.
  • As sad as I am about the Maui wildfires, that place is going to look beautiful when it’s rebuilt. Residents will probably be outpriced in their own neighborhoods.
  • I watched the Johny Manziel documentary on Netflix. Man, aTm was all over exploiting that young man and did nothing to help him set himself up for a future. So many rules broken, so many lies told. After watching this, I definitely would not want my children to attend school there.
  • Twitter was fine as it was. The name, “Twitter” and posts called “tweets” was clever. Elon Musk has ruined it. I still think it’s going to be bought out by Mark Zuckerberg.
  • I do my best blogging in the moring, me thinks.
  • This rabbit chase was all over Twitter the other day. Those animals sure can run fast for a long time, I got winded just watching this.
    https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1691801139065303482
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Bag of Randomness for Wednesday, August 16, 2023

  • I read that pairs of oxen were traditionally given one and two-syllable names, such as ‘Swift and Swallow’, ‘Ben and Bessy’, or ‘Frank and Fancy’ so the team driver could call individual instructions.
  • I had two fraudulent charges show up on my debit card history. They were related to something with the Cash App and with a woman named Courtney. I got nothing, and I couldn’t have asked for a nicer interaction with the Bank of Texas representative.
  • My biggest gripe about Bank of Texas is that it’s headquartered in Tulsa, OKLAHOMA! Texans are being misled, this is false advertising!
  • Regarding the photo of my mother yesterday. There are no childhood pictures of her, that’s the youngest one that exists.
  • Promise delivered, the former president is draining that swamp.
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