The feeling of warm clothes out of the dryer, clean bed sheets, new socks – all are great warm fuzzies of life. But none of them compare when the ESPN’s The Sports Guy has a new ramblings: 
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050819
Well then, I have the game for you?
You are given a cityk, and then you have to throw a dart where you think the city is on the map. In case you are wondering, I missed Madrid by 418 km.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These Louisiana boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK !