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The “ASC Elite Seat” is designed with a certain “balance” such that when the seat is put down, it will eventually lift itself back up in about 45 seconds. Inside the seat’s hinge, are liquid-filled chambers that causes the seat to lift back up after its put down. Hence, the seat is always in an upright position.

In a full-bodied blend of blasphemy and ingenuity, a Los Angeles couple is seeking to market a wine called “Jesus Juice” that bears a label showing a Michael Jackson-like figure appearing to be crucified. “Jesus Juice” merlot, the label for which you’ll find below, is the brainchild of actress Dawn Westlake and Bruce Rheins, a veteran CBS Evening News producer who headed the network’s coverage of the Jackson child molestation case.

From The Smoking Gun.