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1. Santa needs more fiber.
2. Why my letter never reached him.

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MARSEILLES, France — Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach — and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

“I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams,” the rattled bachelor later admitted. “And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she’d said she would.

“But when I got close, she turned around — and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn’t know what to say. All I could think was, ‘Oh my God! it’s Mama!’ “

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I thought this was actually pretty cool. Shows how much a magazine photo can be changed and how models are not everyday people. Click here to see what has been changed.

Last year there was something mentioned about what was on W’s iPod.

This foreign correspondent decided to ask W about his iPod in person.

View the interview here.

Turns out that Bono even gave him a U2 iPod.