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• That picture was all over social media yesterday with the caption “The world’s most useless job”.
• Many thanks to Jimi for his guest post. I didn’t even ask, he just volunteered, and for a first-time post, I thought it was great. But then again, I’m biased because of all the mushy personal stuff he put in there. You know, the stuff we can never say to each other, or even put in an email to one another, but we’re able to indirectly talk about. #GuyCode
• Have low expectations for this post because WifeGeeding and I are binge-watching Netflix’s “Stranger Things”. It’s the first time she’s fell into a binge watch spell. I’m not going to proclaim the mini-series as the greatest ever, but I shall state it’s a masterpiece.
• I walked around Uptown for the first time on Friday and WifeGeeding made me buy her some earrings at Kendra Scott, who is apparently the “it” jewelry nowadays. Since it’s my birthday month I got a half off. Uptown also had some scaffolding outside a storefront, which reminded me a lot of Manhatten. We ate at a place called Public School 214. Those digits are the area code for Dallas, and the restaurant/bar had a school theme to it. For instance, happy hour is called “recess” and you see all sorts of retro school stuff.
• Uptown has a lot of high tone people and I felt totally out of my comfort zone.
• After our visit Uptown, I took WifeGeeding to the Dixie Chicks concert at the Gexa Energy Pavilion, which I’ll forever call Starplex. Locals know what I’m talking about. It was first time visiting the venue, and it was fantastic. Yeah, it was hot, but once the sun went down, it was great being at a concert under the stars. I was surprised at how easy it was to park and drive home. Oh, and the St. Augustine grass was surprisingly well kept in the open field seating area.
• Y’all know I’m not much for country music, and that’s true. But when you love someone, you’re willing to do things you don’t ordinarily do because you know how much it means to your loved one. But I actually have an appreciation for the Dixie Chicks.
• Some girls right out of college asked if we could move a foot or two over so their whole crew could sit together, and offered us a beer for doing so. I declined the effervescent malt beverage (that’s what my Baptist college business prof used to refer to it as) and gladly scooted over. These chicks were super chill and very friendly, and we all connected as the evening passed sharing stuff with one another. One said I should get a selfie with them. Props to the girls for being for being responsible drinkers, they all rode a party bus to and from the event.
• Other than U2 concerts, I feel this has been my only other concert. Sure, I’ve been to Carmen and Steven Curtis Chapman concert, but those didn’t have the “feel” a U2 or Dixie Chicks concert provides. The last concert I attended, people really didn’t use their mobile phones, but they were used quite heavily at this concert. I’ve seen some people gripe about this, but it didn’t bother me one iota.
• They covered songs by Prince, Stevie Nicks, and Beyonce. There was also a medley that included “7 Nation Army”. WifeGeeding knew the words to all their original songs and I recognized a handful, but still enjoyed myself and was delighted seeing WifeGeeding enjoying herself with our new girl squad, hootin’ hollering and dancing together. I think the crowd favorite was “Good Bye Earl”.
• George P. Bush urges Republicans to back Trump
• Olympics stuff –
  • WifeGeeding and I were trying to think of who would light the Olympic cauldron at the next U.S. hosted summer Olympics. Michael Phelps would be a good choice, but I can’t imagine him getting the honor until he’s past his forties. I then thought Michael Jordan would be chosen as he’s our most celebrated athlete and a two-time olympian. But WifeGeeding’s provided a name that surprised me, and one I can totally see happening in today’s world –  Caitlyn Jenner.
  • I haven’t watched much, but I got sucked into a handball game between the Brazil and Netherland womens teams. It was a battle of blondes and brunettes, which had to please at least 90% of the heterosexual male population.
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  • NY Times interactive – One Race, Every Medalist Ever. Video comparison of every 100 meter dash medalist since the 1896 Olympics
  • Buzzfeed – This Swimmer’s Husband Went Absolutely Nuts Cheering Her On
  • Buzzfeed – This Is The Most Heartbreaking Finish Of The Olympics So Far – In the final seconds of the race, with the finish line IN SIGHT, Abbott slipped from first to fourth place.
  • Buzzfeed – This Woman’s Reaction To Winning Her Nation’s First-Ever Medal Will Melt You – Kosovo declared independence from Serbia eight years ago, and was admitted into the International Olympic Committee just two years ago. The country has eight athletes participating in five different sports at this Olympics — Kosovo’s first.
• GQ – The Mystifying Triumph of Hope Hicks, Donald Trump’s Right-Hand Woman – I don’t think there’s ever been a more attractive press secretary for any candidate. She’s a 2010 SMU graduate.
  • One day you’re just a smiley PR lackey; the next, you’re a major operative in the nuttiest campaign in decades. Such is the strange year in the life of Hope Hicks, the 27-year-old accidental press secretary for Donald Trump. How did she get here? And how much longer can she last?
• Buzzfeed – I Went To Disneyland By Myself And Had The Time Of My Life
• Longest homerun this season – 504 feet

Hello all!  This is Jimi, Keith’s friend from 1st grade to now.  Keith is out of the office today, so I thought I’d share some things to help you all along your day.  FYI, I may use terms that may seem slightly disrespectful, but after putting up with Keith for roughly 35 years, I think I have built some credit!

So I have been in the Chicago area for a month now.  Great weather comparatively, but still humid.  My golf clubs have been in corporate storage, and I get them tomorrow.  You have no idea how much this means to me!  I also believe it has a direct correlation to my singleness.  I moved up here for a job.  I am hoping that the move will help me create ambition, which I have lacked for a long, long time.  I’m pretty content in hanging out with my friends, playing golf and poker, and cheering for my favorite sports teams (Rangers, Stars, Mavs and Redskins).  What I have found so far is that most cannot believe I moved FROM TX TO ILLINOIS.  I also, without prompting, get to hear about taxes and corruption everyday!  I’m about as politically-minded as a 3-toed sloth.  I’m not some whine-bag, freedom-hating Democrat like Keith!!! (see how I said I’m not one way, then immediately follow with a completely contradictory statement that seems to prove otherwise?  That’s why it’s funny!)  Little things are starting to be noticed here.  You can buy liquor at CVS, and on Sundays too!  Perfect for those looking to hastily forget all they just heard in church!  There are taxes on everything here, even normal groceries.  I believe it is 7% in my county.  If you are going to the city, go the old-school route of printing off MapQuest directions.  GPS does not work in the city, especially when you get on Lower Wacker (where they filmed the scene in The Fugitive when HF washes the window of his friend’s BMW that turns out to be the mastermind of the crime that ends up with a dead wife.  Sorry, spoiler alert?).  Bars in the River North area are really friendly when the weather is like this.  Lake Michigan looks like an ocean.  I have seen more Ferrari and Lambourgini douchers in one weekend to serve me for the rest of my life.  The suburbs are just like the ones in DFW, except for all the corn and beans growing.  I’m living in Naperville, and I may be the only single person out of college in the whole city.  But enough about me.  If you want to know more, find the posting from about a month ago with a picture of me in 9th grade.

As a lot of you have read, a group of us get together each Spring to evaluate and determine a recipient of a scholarship in memory of our beloved friend Micah Lindstrom.  Today would have been Micah’s 40th birthday.  To think he would be 40 today, it really does create an introspective mindset.  If you have read anything about him, you know he was quite child-like.  By no means to I mean immature, as he was one of the most logical thinkers I can remember meeting. We have been meeting like that for 13 years.  I would have expected Micah to remain simplistic, but I really like to think he would have brought a gaggle of kids into this world.  John and Tim, two others on our committee, have combined to produce 8 children.  I understand to “be fruitful and multiply”, but this is overkill!  Oh, but to see Micah with 5+ kids right now, as annoying as hearing about them constantly would be, I would give up my horrible impressions and flat-falling jokes!  Micah was incredibly fit, but he falls into a category of Chris Farley, John Candy and John Belushi to me—his time here was much too short!  But, the fruit they all bore in their respective ways—priceless!  I will quote Banksy, the noted graffiti artist.  He said of death: “They say you die twice—one time when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.”

Keith talks about his dad.  I knew Keith’s dad.  Knowing Walter and Kim, Keith’s parents, was weird for me.  I never knew Walter to be anything but old.  Look at me, calling him “Walter”.  They were always Mr. and Mrs. Geeding.  My apologies.  But, my gosh, how was a 6 year old supposed to react to his first interracial couple???  There are many adjectives I can use to describe each.  He was old, stern, outspoken, hard-working, and resolute.  She was Vietnamese, short, soft-spoken, hands-on, and giving.  Together, they were loving!  Keith still speaks of them, so they haven’t gone thru the second death.  And, I know they never will while Keith is around.

Isn’t it funny how Keith takes a day off, and there are some of you who, for a however-brief moment, felt sad.  For some, it’s to look for his grammar errors (and there are many).  Some like the links he posts to satisfy their needs for entertainment without the work to do it.  And others genuinely see parts of their own lives lived out in the written word from Keith’s family and life.

That last one, do you see the treasure of life in that?  There is truth to everyone in that.  Some of you who read this are rolling deep in Jesus.  You guys get to see someone who has genuinely struggled openly about how you marry a love of Christ with the suburban lifestyle.  As someone who seeks a truth about Jesus that doesn’t come by way of the pseudo-hipster, perfectly-coiffed and bearded, ultra pretty 20-something that has never actually know what boredom or struggle is—I strongly admire Keith in his search.  Some of you are merely looking others that share in the same BS of life that we all feel sets us out in a weird way!  Whether you are a strong Christian (and I still don’t know what that means) or firm in your Humanistic modalities, you can find bits and pieces of your own life in Keith’s milieu.

Also, you should know that Keith sent me a housewarming gift.  It is a plastic fishbowl of 144 condoms.  Feel free to process that!

And now, the links:

www.divot.com—a daily, one-item golf deal
www.dealadaygolf.com—updated with a new deal each day, and you can still participate in past deals
www.woot.com—again, a great site for daily deals
deals.kinja.com—you know the drill

Random thoughts:

I have eaten at Chipotle for every lunch and dinner over the past 2 weeks.  I get the bowl with rice (don’t care which), mixed beans, chicken, hot salsa, a little corn, cheese and lettuce.  It has yet to be delicious!

There is a channel I have found call LAFF, and it shows four episodes of Night Court daily.  7-8 and 10-11pm.  The first 5 seasons were really good, and then it became slapstick till the end.  Why do shows have to derail?  Can they just not either be awesome or just go away?   Am I the only one who sees this???

Markie Post (who looked her Markie Post-est at that time) was insanely hot on that show!  INSANELY HOT!  For that reason alone should make people realize how much better Night Court was than Cheers.  Cheers was really funny, no doubt.  But Night Court is for people that truly appreciate the mullet on a woman done right!