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Time-lapse photography shows a full day of action at American Airlines Center — from a hockey matinee to a Mavericks game in the evening.

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Step 1
Open Microsoft Word on your victim’s computer, then go to the program’s AutoCorrect feature (Tools/AutoCorrect), which is designed to catch spelling errors and automatically fix them.

Step 2
Instruct the program to replace the word “the” with “thee,” “but” with “butter,” or “of” with “off.” Then really get creative.

Step 3
Look on as Bob from Customer Service sends a company-wide e-mail that reads: “Please forward all requests about greasy duck butter and Slavic cabbage fart to the strange mole on my schvontz. Spank you. Cock balls banana.”

via Learning Dump

While Mike Holmgren works the Super Bowl XL sidelines against Pittsburgh, his wife and daughter will be 6,800 air miles away, taking part in a 17-day medical training humanitarian mission to the West African nation of the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Talk about integrity.

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“Cool” remains the gold standard of slang in the 21st century, as reliable as a blue-chip stock, surviving like few expressions ever in our constantly evolving language. It has, despite the pressures of staying relevant and trendy, kept its cool through the centuries — even as its meaning changed drastically.

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