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After the new arrival or as a precious shower gift, each PINK, BLUE or BABY SHOWER YELLOW ribbon states (undeniably): “THIS is as sweet as it’ll EVER get!” And inside, every diaper cradles an adorable surprise…a luscious chocolate TURDLE! Sorry, nasty odors not included.

Buy one here.

The instructions are here.

Ships made of Parmesan Cheese, Pizza Dough for Sails, Roasted Red Peppers for the Crosses, Spaghetti for Rigging, and Spinach Lasagna for the Sea.

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