‘Cocain’ is the new energy drink

news09172006015.jpegA new energy drink that crashed runway parties last week is called Cocaine, and its makers are billing it as “the legal alternative” to the white powder drug. The drink’s maker maintains that “doing Cocaine” – the beverage, that is – gives you a bigger and better high without the crash that other energy drinks cause.

They say a high hits you within five minutes, followed by a caffeine boost 15 minutes later. But hold on – the ride lasts five hours and the concoction is “350 percent stronger than Red Bull,” they claim.

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Elephant Dung Paper

edung.jpgA few facts:

  • One elephant makes about 115 sheets of paper a day er….. correction one elephant provides us enough dung to make 115 sheets of paper.
  • Elephant Dung Paper does not smell at all.

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There’s a GOP joke in here somewhere.

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