She’ll be the butt of many jokes for a while . . .
AÂ woman has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Almost 1000 gassy Aussies took part in the Great Fart Survey, and we’ve just finished crunching all that smelly data. The office is not a pretty sight!
The big news: Aussie kids fart about 24 times a day – which is about twice as often as the books say, and that’s not counting when they’re asleep! Shame it’s not an Olympic event.
Here’s one of the charts from the website:
Our names are Scotty and Fiddy and we’re hitchhiking to all 50 state capitals in 50 consecutive days or less. If you want to offer a ride, give us a shout at 310-494-8058 or hitch50@gmail.com. Our current location is on the above map. If the dot is moving, that means we’re on the move. If the dot isn’t moving, then this is probably what’s going on right now.