Ever wanted to star in a romance novel?

From Romance By You

You co-author your 160 to 180-page novel by providing the names, features and places that personalize your book. There are over 26 characteristics to personalize – you can even include your dog or cat! A personalized cover adds that finishing touch.Here are your choices of novels:

Medieval Passion
Tropical Treasure
Love’s Next Door
Pirates of Desire
Vampire Kisses
Western Rendezvous
ER Fever

I think Vampire Kisses is the novel for me.

 

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What Would Bacon Do? Deluxe Spin Folder

A good folder not only holds your important papers, but provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings. Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you’re going to get the urge to flick something. These 9-1/2″ x 12″ glossy folders all feature classic spinner technology; just flick the spinner and watch it twirl round and round before stopping on an amusing phrase.

Buy one here.

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Pole Dancing Toy No Longer Available

433.jpegTesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of “destroying children’s innocence”.

The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, “Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars”.

The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

The kit, condemned as ‘extremely dangerous’ by family campaigners yesterday, was discovered by mother of two Karen Gallimore who was searching for Christmas gifts for her two daughters, Laura 10, and Sarah, 11.

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