EL CERRITO, Calif. – A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
I can’t help but giggle when I think of the line, “I have a tool in my rectum.”
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (CNN) — The Rev. Ted Haggard, who resigned as one of the nation’s top evangelical leaders, admitted Friday he had contacted male prostitute Mike Jones “for a massage” and bought drugs from him.
Haggard said he never had sex with Jones and never used the methamphetamine drug he bought.
Isn’t that like a parent finding a Playboy magazine in a teenage boy’s room and the boy saying, “Oh, ummm . . . I bought the magazine, but I never looked at it.”
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