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Just place the sofa guard on your couch or favourite armchair and switch on the device. As soon as your pet jumps onto the mat, which is fitted with sensors, an audible 105 decibel alarm will go off.

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Found this question at Ask Yahoo!

A newsletter from the Wolfe Clinic sets a person’s total intake at 60,000 to 100,000 pounds. Another site gives the answer in terms of a math problem: “An elephant weighs about 10,000 pounds. In your lifetime, you will eat the equivalent weight of 6 elephants.”

I’m 31 years old, and I feel like I’m on my 5th elephant.

 

For $64.99 you can leave the bathroom with damp hands and wipe them on your pants.

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