Bag of Randomness for Tuesday, March 14, 2017

  • I watched the first two episodes of HBO’s ‘Crashing” last night and this line stood out, “I wonder what the employee discount is at the dollar store?” I laughed harder than I should when I heard it. The second episode had a few Jars of Clay references which I also found personally funny. Gosh, I used to love that group so much.
  • A lot of political attention was on Kellyanne Conway’s comment about a microwave possibly being used for surveillance, which really didn’t bother me. However, I thought more attention should have been on her comment about not needing evidence, “I’m not in the job of having evidence.” But you know what, I think Kellyanne is a pretty name.
  • Jim Nance has a tradition of giving away the tie he’s wearing to a senior who has inspired him throughout the tournament after the NCAA men’s basketball championship game. He does this to honor his father and to try to rid the world of Alzheimer’s. Until reading this article yesterday, I never heard of this tradition. I like Nance, I think he’s a good guy, but he just hams it up a little and often wonder if he lost a bet long ago since he has to work along side Phil Simms.
    • “My voice is my dad’s voice,” Nantz said. “I sound exactly like him, but no one ever interviewed him. But I have a recorder in front of me and so my voice on this has to be heard. I can tell you this: If I don’t see Alzheimer’s wiped out before I die, my life will not be successful.”
  • The New Yorker has a long article about how members of Congress handle communications and their levels of effectiveness. I’ve cut and pasted some of the more interesting parts.
    • No matter how a message comes in—by phone, e-mail, post, fax, carrier pigeon—it is entered into a software program known as a constituent-management system. Owing to stringent security requirements, only a few of these systems are authorized by Congress, and many members use one called Intranet Quorum, made by Leidos.
    • For mass protests, such as those that have been happening recently, phone calls are a better way of contacting lawmakers, not because they get taken more seriously but because they take up more time—thereby occupying staff, obstructing business as usual, and attracting media attention. E-mails get the message through but are comparatively swift and easy for staffers to process, while conventional mail is at a disadvantage when speed matters, since, in addition to the time spent in transit, anything sent to Congress is temporarily held for testing and decontamination, to protect employees from mail bombs and toxins. Afterward, most constituent mail is scanned and forwarded to congressional offices as an electronic image.
    • Some forms of correspondence, however, do not carry quite as much weight, starting with anything that comes from outside a legislator’s district or state.
    • Other messages that staffers tend to disregard include tweets and Facebook posts (less out of dismissiveness than because of the difficulty of determining if they come from constituents), online petitions (because they require so little effort that they aren’t seen as meaningful), comments submitted through apps like Countable, and mass e-mails that originate from the Web sites of advocacy groups. (These last have a particularly bad reputation. According to the C.M.F., almost half of staffers believe, incorrectly, that they are sent without the constituent’s knowledge.
    • Likewise, phone calls that hew to scripts from advocacy organizations usually get downgraded, especially if the caller seems ill-informed about the issue. Such calls also tend to annoy staffers.
  • Ezekiel Elliott sure is a talent on the football field, but he’s no role model when it comes to respecting women.
  • Former Penn State officials plead guilty for roles in Sandusky sex-abuse cover-up
    • The CBS Evening News used this picture for former university Vice President Gary Schultz. With that shortened mustache and last name, I immediately thought of  Sergeant Schultz from ‘Hogan’s Heros’.
  • TMZ – Ex-Baylor Football Player Attacks Woman… Goes berserk on cop
    • An ex-Baylor football player was arrested in Vegas this morning after cops say he roughed up a woman and then went CRAZY on police … kicking out the back window of a squad car.  The man facing the allegations is 22-year-old Tre’Von Armstead — who was infamously linked to the Baylor University football cover up scandal. FYI, Armstead was named in a rape investigation in 2013 … but Baylor reportedly failed to take action for roughly 2 years. Armstead was eventually dismissed from the team in 2015 for a “violation of team rules.”
  • Dave Bliss repeats charge that murdered Baylor basketball player was a drug dealer
    • It was long believed that Bliss fabricated the story, which he coached players to share with investigators, that Dennehy was a drug dealer. Sunday, however, Bliss repeated his words from the film that the story was true.
  • Buzzfeed – Don Draper’s Heinz Pitch Will Be Turned Into A Real-Life Ad
  • Russell Moore, Frank Page unite in wake of Baptist controversy over Trump
  • Tesla tries a new, ambitious approach at Texas CapitolA pair of bills filed Friday would allow any vehicle manufacturer to sell directly to Texans — bypassing the middleman dealers — in the biggest challenge yet to a longstanding state ban on the practice.
  • How Stephen Colbert Got His Groove Back – While Fallon’s show still skews younger, Colbert has surged ahead of Fallon in overall audience, racking up five consecutive weekly victories.
    • If you follow late night television as much as I do, you knew it was a big deal when Chris Licht arrived to take some of Colbert’s responsibilities, but I didn’t know how that would work until now.
      • Licht, however, was not imported to change the comedic tone of the show or serve as some sort of network nag. His job was to take responsibility for the mechanics of producing five (nearly) live hours of TV each week — which celebrity guest should appear first, when the show should cut to commercial, how to balance different kinds of segments. As Licht told the New York Times last fall, “Anything that doesn’t involve him thinking creatively and enjoying his performance — anything that gets in the way of that, I take.” Colbert, in turn, would finally be free to focus entirely on the funny.
  • The Psychology of the Sample Sale – What makes otherwise mild-mannered shoppers shove each other in the quest for discount goods?
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Bag of Randomness for Monday, 13, 2017

  • Property values on the block dropped this weekend as we no longer have a neighbor who plays in the NFL. I wish him well in this new chapter in his life and hope his body isn’t too damaged. Every time I’ve gone to his house, which is nothing more than a handful, he gets up from his seat with a noticeable limp to the door. Not that I have any inside info, but it wouldn’t surprise me to see him become a member of the coaching staff. He wasn’t the most talented or strongest member of the offensive line, but he was always referred to as the undisputed leader of the group.
  • With all the attention on Dirk Nowitzki last week, I forgot I never took the time to watch his documentary, which was put together with Mark Cuban’s Magnolia Pictures.
    • I loved it, but a lot of it is in German, so be prepared to read a lot of subtitles.
    • He drives a Cadillac, I would have thought he’d drive something with German engineering.
    • Everything you’d like to know about his relationship with Holger is answered.
    • I thought the film would steer clear of his convicted former fiancée, but I thought it was well addressed.
    • I know of someone who often states Mark Cuban got lucky by buying the Mavs with Dirk already on the team. But I think you also have to give Cuban credit for never trading the guy and rebuilding with a bunch of draft pics and whatnot. But then again, Cuban has a GM and is willing to take their counsel as opposed to another owner of a sports franchise in town.
    • Everyone loves a redemption story, and that is certainly true about Dirk’s career. The franchise was the considered the worst in the league for a long time, his team can never get past the Spurs, a 2-0 lead in the Finals is blown, the next year wins the MVP but gets knocked out of the playoffs in the first round, and then he finally wins it all against a team that was stacked with talent which just happened to be the franchise that stopped him a few years prior.
    • He’s often made fun of how he looked, haircut and earring, when he first arrived. This past weekend, the Mavs held a Dirk Rookie bobblehead night.
  • Sarah Palin isn’t happy with the new American Health Care Act
    • “I don’t know why we’re still even giving an inch on aspects of socialized medicine via this new RINO-care proposal.”Is that okay with conservatives, with Republicans in office?”
      • If I were a Republican, I’d agree with her and express the same dissatisfaction. Conservatives have been upset and voted against the ACA a plethora of times, and they have the numbers without any threat of a filibuster. As a Democrat, I’m surprised they aren’t more aggressive with a more conservative plan.
    • “He will step in and fix it,” Palin said. “I have great faith that President Trump is one who will fulfill campaign promises.”
  • I’ve finally gotten used to Darrell Hammond being the opening voice for SNL. Or he’s gotten better. Or perhaps it’s a bit of both.
  • GIF – Tiny snake enjoys his tiny turtle sandbox
  • Marvel Universe TV pilot will start shooting in Dallas this month
    • “Untitled Marvel Action Adventure Drama” will start shooting this month in and around the city. The cast for the pilot contains several notable names, among them Dallas native Amy Acker (Angel); Coby Bell (Burn Notice, The Game); and Stephen Moyer (True Blood). And the pilot will be using local crews, according to Fox publicity exec Chris Alexander.
  • Woman finds boy who left $5, heartbreaking apology note
  • ‘Saturday Night Live’ Rocks: 25 Greatest Musical Performances
    • I’m glad to see U2’s November 2004 performance made the cut. They were the first musical act after the Ashley Simpson lip-synching debacle, which is why Bono starts off the performance by saying “live” several times. This was also the first time I saw SNL not end with the traditional end credits with hugs all around on stage as U2 played a third song as the credits rolled leaving me yelling at the screen when the show went off air. I’d kill to see the whole performance. They ended up playing two additional songs after the end credits.
  • In other “old” U2 news, Pete Souza, Reagan and Obama presidential photographer, posted a picture of Obama having lunch with Alicia Keys and Bono in a room next to the Oval Office, sharing a story of why Obama picked up a guitar and started to sing a song by the Beatles. Speaking of Bono and Obama, I saw he and Michelle ate with Bono in NYC on Friday.
  • Where fake news goes to die – How Snopes battles Bigfoot rumors, Facebook fibs and other made-up news
  • Buzzfeed – Someone Has Edited All Five Seasons Of “Breaking Bad” Into A Movie
  • Buzzfeed – A Former Mormon Launched A Wikileaks-Inspired Site. Now It’s Trying To Expose The Church
  • ‘Game of Thrones’ creators: Final season will only be six episodes
  • Someone on Reddit visited First Baptist Dallas a while back and snapped this photo. One person referred to the church as “Six Flags Over Jesus” which made me laugh.
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