In Someone’s Name, We Pray

So I catch a little bit of the replay of the Virginia Tech Remembrance Ceremony on CSPAN tonight and, after President Bush’s address, four religious speakers were introduced and said a few words. We had, batting lead off, an Islamic leader who quoted from the Koran in Arabic (really), followed by a Buddhist, then a Jewish lady, only to end with – for all you Protestant folks out there, a Lutheran.

And I didn’t hear “Jesus” a single time.

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How to Pick Your Nose Inconspicuously

gwbooger.gifA recent poll alleges that a majority of Americans admit to picking their noses in public. Although not socially accepted, nose picking can , at times, be necessary. When something in your nose needs help finding its way out, you can be ready to respond by following one of these basic stealth techniques for public nasal manicuring.

  • The Thumb-Finger Method (Super Advanced)
  • The Advanced Hand-Guard Method (A novice method)
  • The Athletic Nose-blow (Timing is Critical)
  • The Fake Cough

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