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Some guy was eating some Cape Code Potato Chips and found a whole potato in his bag.  He writes to Cape Code, and they write back.  Mildly entertaining.

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DEMOCRATS:

Delaware Sen. Joe Biden: “Don’t have one.”

New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton: “American Idol.”

Connecticut Sen. Chris Dodd: “’American Idol,’ which I say often reminds me of running for president sometimes.”

Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards: College basketball.

Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich: C-SPAN coverage of the U.S. House of Representatives. No time for other TV.

Illinois Sen. Barack Obama: “Other than the U.S. Senate on C-SPAN? I don’t watch them too often.”

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson: “Fox News.”

REPUBLICANS:

Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback: “None this season; too busy. Last season it was ‘The Amazing Race.”’

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani: Baseball.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee: “Nashville Star,” USA Network’s country music competition.

California Rep. Duncan Hunter: Watches Versus, previously called the Outdoor Life Network.

Arizona Sen. John McCain: Arizona Diamondbacks baseball.

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney: “American Idol.”

Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo: “None.”

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If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

I was watching an episode from the second season (1958-59) of “Leave It to Beaver” tonight when I got to the part where Ward reads a note from Beaver’s principal, Mrs. Rayburn. If you freeze-frame the note it says:

Mr. Ward Cleaver
485 Mapleton Drive
Mayfield, State

My Dear Mr. Cleaver:

This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.

For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only
part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,
which part is the inspired creation of the producers of
this very fine series.

Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown
fox jumped over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the
typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a
home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.
This is the last line of the filler material of the note.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.

I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s
unusual conduct.

Yours truly,
Cornelia Rayburn

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