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On behalf of the male species, here’s my take on things that men wish women knew.

1. Express yourself.
2. Bare/tan shoulders are underrated.
3. If you’re truly interested in us, please don’t play hard to get.
4. Don’t be afraid to ditch makeup. Natural is SEXIER.
5. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, “Do you think she’s pretty?”
6. We crave hugs and hand-fiddling, no, it doesn’t always have to lead to sex.
7. If I offer my help while you’re getting ready, it means you’re late.
8. We lie to make you feel good, don’t be angry about it, you weren’t looking for the truth anyway.
9. Stop putting streaks or screwing up your hair. And no old-lady hairstyle, PLEASE.
10. Anytime you cook for us, we’re happy. We’re suckers that way.

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There is something about that pulsing, back and forth, rhythmic hum of a “Vacuum Cleaner” doing it’s job that can create a great nap to sound. When played softly, this CD comforts napping children as if a real “Vacuum Cleaner” was being used in another room. So mom’s, put your feet up and relax with a good book while this CD does all the work. This CD is a continuous unimpeded 60 minutes of a digitally recorded, stereo, “Vacuum Cleaner“.

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Speaking of Star Wars, that consumed all of my Friday afternoon and night.  HBO showed all six of the movies in HD, and I was totally hooked.  It’s amazing what a movie in the early eighties can look like in HD.