Hillary Nutcracker

hcnc-1000.gifLove her or hate… you’ll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary.  Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you’ve just found your new favorite kitchen tool!Work those thighs back into the white house.  This might be the reason why Bill never strayed too far.   Quite possibly THE toy of the 2008 election -  A must for anyone on any side of politics!     Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the Whitehouse.

Not recommended for people without a sense of humor, Bill or children under 12 years of age.

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One Church is Bringing Sexy Back

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Sex has long been a taboo conversation in most churches; but guess who came up with the idea of sex in the first place?

Is it possible that the one who invented sex is actually pro-sex and wants us to have really fulfilling sex lives? Is it possible that what we’re experiencing is only a 2nd rate imitation of what God hoped our sex lives would be? Is it possible we’ve lost the original design and have settled for something less?

Could we keep an open mind and open heart to discover from the one who invented sex what it takes to truly fulfilled sexually? Could we find out what it really means to be sexy?

We hope so! This August we’re bringing sexy back.

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Pentagon Paid $998,798 to Ship Two 19-Cent Washers

Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) — A small South Carolina parts supplier collected about $20.5 million over six years from the Pentagon for fraudulent shipping costs, including $998,798 for sending two 19-cent washers to a Texas base, U.S. officials said.

The company also billed and was paid $455,009 to ship three machine screws costing $1.31 each to Marines in Habbaniyah, Iraq, and $293,451 to ship an 89-cent split washer to Patrick Air Force Base in Cape Canaveral, Florida, Pentagon records show.

The owners of C&D Distributors in Lexington, South Carolina — twin sisters — exploited a flaw in an automated Defense Department purchasing system: bills for shipping to combat areas or U.S. bases that were labeled “priority” were usually paid automatically, said Cynthia Stroot, a Pentagon investigator.

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