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This is #85 – Death by saw.

The groom, Reinaldo Waveqche, told reporters after the ceremony in Santa Fe, northern Argentina: “I’ve always liked mature ladies.”

Mr Waveqche added: “I don’t care what other people say.” He and bride Adelfa Volpes, 82, are planning to travel to Rio de Janeiro for their honeymoon.

Asked if the marriage was purely spiritual, Ms Volpes laughed and replied: “There is going to be more.”

The couple were married in a civil service after several years of engagement, and later walked through a local church surrounded by reporters.

Their love blossomed when Mr Waveqche went to live with her after his mother’s death when he was 15.

He said he admired his new wife’s zest for life, and emphasised how special she was to him.

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Tough budget times have caused the Dallas-based Baptist General Convention of Texas, the state’s largest Baptist group, to lay off 29 of its more than 300 employees. The workers were informed Monday and today that their jobs are being eliminated, effective Oct. 31.

Declining giving by member churches in recent years had caused the BGCT to rely on earnings and interests from reserves. The group’s leadership chose to move away from “off budget income sources,” and layoffs were a result.

Ten of the eliminated jobs are within the BGCT’s Missions, Evangelism and Ministry Team. Several others are support and clerical positions.

The affected workers will be given severance pay and help in finding other work. They can apply for four BGCT jobs that are being created to combine the work of eight eliminated positions.

The BGCT’s board voted last week to recommend a $50.1 million 2008 budget. That’s $473,000 less than the 2007 budget, and includes no salary increases for remaining staff.

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