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It’s the post partum pic that gives me the heeby geebies.  All that stretched skin looks like hair.

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I’m watching this interview on NBC right now and there’s only one question that I wish was asked, “Senator, you went to the mens room to go poop, but got arrested and never had the opportunity.  Since you had to go poo, how soon did you go poo after the police confronted you?”

If man has to poop, he’s going to do all he can to not go in an airport restroom, so the man must really had to go.  If he really had to go #2, then that would have been his greatest alibi – a pile of poo.