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Disneyland workers were recently forced to close the “Pirates of the Caribbean” attraction after a ride security camera caught a woman apparently dumping human remains, in what may be a growing trend.

Workers at the Anaheim theme park spotted the woman sprinkling an unidentified substance into the water on the “Pirates” ride. Anaheim police were notified of the incident.

The woman told Disney park workers that the substance she dumped was baby powder, but officials are investigating the possibility that she sprinkled human ashes, Local 6 reported.

Some Disney watchers said park-goers tell them that people smuggling in the cremated remains of their loved ones and then sprinkling ashes on rides has been going on for a while.

They said it started at the Haunted Mansion, but now the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride is growing in popularity.

Al Lutz, who runs Miceage.com, told KABC that it is not unusual for people to scatter a loved one’s remains at the happiest place on earth. 

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So are they saying that perverts wear their shoes?

My wife rocks. I get a bacon cake for my birthday! (no bacon was harmed in the making of this cake)   Link

Hey, you, sitting in the duct-taped La-Z-Boy on the front porch. Take note: The Murfreesboro City Council means to end your lounging ways.

Pretty soon, if a new citywide measure is approved, the indoor furniture will have to be moved back inside — or you will be cited.

Mayor Tommy Bragg said he’s not sure why city codes staffers have asked the council to ban indoor sofas and recliners on porches, but “I would assume that it would have some relationship to our university community and neighbors making complaints,” he said.

In other words, college students’ use of ratty furniture is head-butting the aesthetic eye of non-students whose front porches are appointed with conventional outdoor furniture, such as wicker.

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