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My picks are in bold. 

Packers at Cowboys
Chargers at Chiefs
Falcons at Rams
Texans at Titans
Bills at Redskins
Jets at Dolphins
Lions at Vikings
Jaguars at Colts
Seahawks at Eagles
49ers at Panthers
Broncos at Raiders
Browns at Cardinals
Buccaneers at Saints
Giants at Bears
Bengals at Steelers
Patriots at Ravens

From CraigsList Dallas:

This space ship is in excellant condition. It only has 300 million Intergallactic miles, 4 passenger, no meteor dents, possibly needs reactor seals and recharged flux capacitor, complete with bubble windows. GREAT conversation piece. Serious inqiries only please.

[Thanks, Jody!]

A truck leaked poultry fat along 20 miles of Route 13 on Tuesday, causing at least four crashes and making a stinky mess.

The state police said that a truck hauling waste poultry grease from a Perdue Farms plant left open a valve and that the fat had leaked from the plant, on the Eastern Shore of Virginia, to the Maryland state line.

At least four crashes were reported, said Sgt. Joe Bunting. One person was taken to a hospital.

Sergeant Bunting described the grease as a “glassy film” and said crews sanded the road. He added that the gunk stuck to tires and spread to secondary roads, causing a “really funky” odor.

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