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There’s a serious problem in your bathroom that you’re not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else’s butt!

Think about it… using an ordinary towel, you have a fifty-percent chance of getting a face full of butt-tainted terry cloth. Yes, it’s revolting, but Stupid.com has a solution.

The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom. It’s a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends. As you can see in the photos, one half is white with the word “FACE” boldly embroidered. The other end is brown (good color choice) and is embroidered with the word “BUTT.”

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Here are the original lyrics:

Singing the blues when the Red Sox lose
It’s a crisis in your life
On the run ‘cause all your girlfriends
Want to be your wife
And the laundry ticket’s in the wash

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In the good old days of cutting-edge rebellion, getting a tattoo was a sign of rebellion for ordinary men.

But times have changed, and so have the trends. Tattoos have become commonplace, and body modification has become weirder and wilder than ever before. The latest fad in England is new and hot — literally.

As seen in the movie “Jarhead,” branding is traditionally associated with severe physical pain and, of course, with livestock. Now people are paying anywhere from $150 to upward of $1,000 to have the procedure done on themselves.

The Web site YouTube offers quite a selection of video on the topic — kids at home, using the crudest of methods to permanently scar themselves has got people curious and concerned.

“Nightline” went up to the city of Manchester, to visit one of the only tattoo studios in Great Britain that offers branding, and to find out why it is so popular.

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