World’s Oldest Cat?

44275097_pussywillow203.jpgA 26-year-old domestic cat from Shropshire could be one of the oldest in the UK.

Pussywillow lives in Ratlinghope and is still “sharp in her mind and her eyes”, according to owner Lin Brown.

The black cat, who now enjoys curling up by the stove, lived off animals she caught herself until she was 22, Ms Brown said.

Healthy cats can normally live to about 18, with previous world record holders only reaching their early 20s.

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Wachovia Bank Tells Man He Owes $211 Trillion

14740784.jpgIt’s one thing to bounce a check and it’s another to be so far in the red Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Donald Trump combined couldn’t come close to bailing you out. A Cobb County man got a letter from his bank with that very shocking news.

“And I open up the letter and I look at it and I’m like, ‘No, you’ve got to be kidding me,’ said Joe Martins.

Martins said he recently closed an account at Wachovia Bank and made good on an outstanding check. He just got a letter about the closure and his negative balance — $211,010,028,257,303.00. That’s $211 trillion.

The letter includes the clarification, “no cents.”

“I didn’t know what to think. Obviously $211 trillion is a little above what I put in my bank account,” said Martins.

$211 trillion is more than 70 times the entire federal budget.

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He sounds like Jasmine

Just wait until there is 1:45 left in the clip.

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A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors

44279321_pensioner203.jpgMaurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which “disgusted” members.

Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: “I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy – I am an old fart now.”

He said he had to leave the club about three times a night.

In its letter to the retired bus driver, the club said: “After several complaints regarding your continual breaking of wind (farting) while in the club, would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors.

“You sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. So please take heed of this request.”

Mr Fox, who lives in nearby Princess Street, said the letter was a surprise because he had been given no verbal warning.

“I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell.

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