Pat Robertson: God says chaos coming

patroberad7.jpgReligious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Wednesday that 2008 will be a year of violence worldwide and a recession in the United States, followed by a major stock-market crash by 2010.

“The Lord was saying that there’s going to be violence and chaos in the world,” Robertson said on his “700 Club” news-and-talk show.

“We’ve just begun to see what’s going to happen, and the nations are going to be convulsed with violence,” he said, citing as an example unrest in Pakistan after the death of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto.

Evangelism will increase because more people are going to be seeking God as the chaos develops, he said.

“We will see the presence of angels and we will see an intensification of miracles around the world, which I think is going to be a wonderful thing,” he said.

He also predicted that there will be a recession, oil will reach $150 a barrel and the U.S. dollar will continue to fall. He added that there will be a major stock-market crash in 2009 or 2010.

Robertson’s past predictions have included presidential politics; in 2004 he said God told him President Bush would be re-elected in a blowout. He declined Wednesday to say who will win the 2008 race.

“I’ll just keep that to myself and look with horror at what may be happening,” he said with a laugh.

Robertson also noted that one especially horrible prediction he made last year — that a terrorist act, possibly involving a nuclear weapon, would result in a mass killing in the United States — did not come to pass.

“All I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us,” Robertson said.

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Interesting Iowa Caucus Fact

Other than being an incumbent president and running unopposed, only Jimmy Carter and George W. Bush have won the Iowa Caucus and made it to the White House.

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And they both had horrible presidencies.

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And you thought your Christmas stunk

dec2607septictank.jpgSenior Spends Xmas Eve Trapped Upside Down In Full Septic Tank

Where did you spend Christmas Eve?

Wherever it was, it had to be a lot better than the place Robert Schoff found himself in.

The 77-year-old Des Moines, Iowa man began his holiday with a toilet problem. So he went out to his septic tank and tried to remove the clog. Instead, it removed him. The senior lost his balance and fell into the slop, with his head trapped inside and his feet kicking wildly in the air. The 5’5″, 135-lbs. man tried yelling for help at the top of his lungs but no one heard him.

He stayed that way for about an hour unable to escape his smelly predicament until his wife began to wonder where her husband disappeared to. Toni Schoff walked by a window, saw his feet emerging from the opening and quickly rushed outside. But even that didn’t help. “I saw these kicking feet and ran out, but couldn’t get him out,” she recalls.

Eventually 911 and fire officials rushed to the scene and pulled him to safety. A long shower followed. “I thought it was the end of my life,” he reflects. “Thank God my wife saw me. I don’t think I could have stood staying in there much more.”

As for his holiday? “It wasn’t good, I’ll tell you what,” he admits. “It was the worst Christmas Eve I’ve ever had.”

In fact, you might say it was one that really tanked.

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Wig Can’t Fool Cops

BELLAIRE — A Moundsville fugitive who managed to elude police for nearly two weeks was arrested in a Bellaire home Thursday while attempting to conceal his identity with a wig.

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