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Insulting British callers make operators sick
British callers may be infuriated when they discover that the company they are telephoning has moved its customer service centre to India.
But their frustration is as nothing compared with the heart attacks, ulcers and insomnia afflicting those on the other end of the line.
Research carried out by India’s booming call centre industry has found the 1.6 million people who work in them, mostly in their twenties, are plagued by ailments arising from the stress of dealing with irate customers.
The Indian government is so concerned about the problem that it is preparing to launch a health strategy for the workers.
Taser MP3 Player
You know what a bother it is to carry both your MP3 music player and your Taser gun?
Worry no more.
Today at CES, Taser International introduced the Taser MPH — the first combination hand-held music player and Taser.
The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam — a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.
And you don’t have to miss a beat.